Straight Gals Acting Like Gay Gals: The Hair

Listen, lesbians get a lot of flack for their supposed lack of fashion sense. Our culpability in continued survival of the mullet is legendary (though, to be fair, I think we share the blame 50/50 with rednecks…) But lately I’ve noticed a lot of straight girls (or, well, supposed straight girls) sporting some seriously dykey hair. So consider this post SGALGG: The Hair Club Edition. They’re even separating into different subgroups.

1. The Sexy Imp (See: Shane McCutcheon)
Selma Blair (top) is working the bed head hard. While she may not be gay, her hair -- at the very least -- experimented in college.

2. The Rock Star (See: Jackie Warner)
Faux hawks ahoy! Rumer Willis (that’s Bruce and Demi’s spawn) and Pink are no doubt receiving thank-you muffin baskets from hair gel manufacturers everywhere.

3. The Bald Butch (See: Sinead, when the was still gay)
Mena Suvari went all Britney on her locks. One can only assume she did this for a role. And by “role” I mean her new girlfriend Ro. I kid, I kid. But, she is coupling her new close crop with a camouflage hoodie and a white tank top. Rather lespicious, no?

4. The Prison Matron (See: Your naughty jail fantasies)
The hair, the jaw line, the scowl, the austere duds -- seems Laura Harris (from the upcoming “Women’s Murder Club”) missed her true calling as a regular on “Bad Girls.”